think of the children

An inexplicable parade of celebutards putting together children's books continues.
On an unrelated matter, I used to wonder what would happen if I was ever in an elevator with several other people and someone noticeably larger than the rest of us got on, pushing our collective weight over the design requirement. I remember it always being securely bolted near the sliding doors.
Would we all fall to our deaths? Perhaps an audible stress on all that steel and hydraulics to make everyone briefly question their lives? Or maybe nothing but a silently expressed vow by each of us to practice safe elevating in future.
It's random fear response scenarios like this that make me wonder why anyone would think this is a good idea.

Posted by Dave