Today's scary story comes from the Onion.
"Sitting in a quiet downtown diner, local hospital administrator Philip Meyer looks as normal and well-adjusted as can be. Yet, there's more to this 27-year-old than first meets the eye: Meyer has recently finished reading a book.
Yes, the whole thing."
It should be noted that he has a girlfriend, friends and a job.
Must be a fluke.
Posted by Dave