Monday, March 16, 2009

No refunds, idiots

Chuck Norris, action hero and early (only?) Mike Huckabee supporter has sued Penguin over the book "The Truth About Chuck Norris:400 Facts About the Worlds Greatest Human" alleging that some of the made up facts may actually lead fans to believe that among other things, Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.

"Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris's name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit," said the lawsuit."

Reportedly, Norris is going to self-finance a Dolph Lundgren biopic with his court winnings.

Posted by Dave

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