People who know me better than they would like to will recognize the appeal of this situation on my small but excitable mind.
And I want to call out to Dave, who has been away for two days at the London Book Fair:
"Okaaay, JOKE'S OVER, come back to work"
"I really could care less if you are away...(wait for it) NOT!"
See, Dave, the state of the blog since you've gone? Hurry back, or so help me more borg pictures.